Chris

Origin Story
Chris was added in late 2014 by member Realm175, at the time, Chris actually believed the Church was a spam group, to which he was partially correct.

About
Chris is the epitome of a sad and angst ridden boy, and suppresses this with memes, yet remains the only member of the Church other than BloodSugarLQ with a role above Laity, he often uses his powers to suppress those who choose to lead the life of those he calls "doodoo kaka wiener heads". Though he joined after the founding of the Church, he is a member who provides great service, like muting Edi for liking Danny Brown.

Service
Chris is one of the surviving veterans of the now ended 'Great Clock War of 2016. 'Alongside he served The Diabetic Yeehaw Homo himself Charles.

Artwork
Upon a streak of depressive behavior, Chris created a series of avant-garde and abstract MS Paint art, and remains among his greatest achievement. It is only accessible to those in the Church Discord in all its glory, though one of his pieces that remains the most popular in the Church, titled "Uh Oh!!1" is posted below.