The Most Right Reverend Pope BloodSugarLQ IV

"'As founder and CEO of The Holy United Church of HellSushi Incorporated, BloodSugarLQ has been providing quality service to registered members of The Holy United Cult Church for over 3 years. We are proud to have your company as well as your hard-earned income.'"- BloodSugarLQ, 2017

Origin Story
Bloods earliest encounter was meeting senior member Bossman (brb). He would go on to meet Phoenix the next day while the young poet was on his neverending quest to bone all of the early members.

About
Blood joined the group in 2014, and is one of the oldest members from the days of old. He holds the world record for most tabs open in Google Chrome once he had reached a number somewhere in the thousands, despite having no idea where any of them came from. He doesn't have a real name, and only refers to his username which comes from a fucking Pendulum song.

Role As Pope
The Lamp has been pope as of 2014, and has served a quality service, saving the group on several accounts.

Times he has totally reversed our fuckups:

Skypes Vengeance - Skype fucked over several members, leading our pope to create the Discord 

Random Raids - Blood has lazily prevented random raids on several occasions on the Discord'''. (We even kept a Brazilian from it!)'''

Role As Discord Owner
Blood also owns the Discord as of Summer 2016, and is known for doing little to nothing with the role unless a massive fuckup occurs. He has given roles to few members, one of which ended up in ClockGate 2016 happening.